Ticket Demotivational Poster
HIS SISTER - Worth one ticket.
THE RECTUM STRETCHER -
TRAFFIC TICKET - What's that ? You didn't think we give pretty women ticket ? Well, you're right, we don't.
YOU DIDN'T THINK -
THE GOLDEN TICKET - Entitles you to meet my Willie Wonka !
NO PARKING ZONE -
PRODUCT ADVERTISING -
SWEDEN - I'm booking tickets, who wants to join me ??
CHANCES - You're more likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket than you are to actually win the lottery.
SPACEDOG VS THE WORLD -
PARKING TICKETS -
IT'S GOT TO BE -
CLICK IT OR TICKET - Preventing natural selection from doing its job since 2002.
Writing you a citation -
Chucky Cheese -
THE TICKET -
SPEED TRAPS - "I swear, officer! I only had TWO beers..."
HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH -
SEASON TICKETS FOR SALE - Field level on the forty yard line. Best offer. My wife and I can't attend anymore due to unexplained vomiting after every game
OMG! OMG! - You got one! Do you know how hard it is to GET one?
CRUISE SHIPS -
Business Class -
FEISTY WOMEN CAN BE CHALLENGING -
YOU WISH I WAS THERE? - Should have bought me a ticket, then. Selfish pricks.